Soft‐Sell Conclusion Songtext
von The Mothers of Invention

A lot of people don′t bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM.

They think, "Ah, what can I say?
What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?"
But the answer is simple, my friends... just call...
and tell them how you feel...
about MUFFINS, PUMPKINS, WAX PAPER,
CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS AND GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL...
and soon: A NEW RAPPORT!
You and your new little green & yellow buddies... grooving together!
OH NO! Maintaining your coolness together!
Worshipping together in the church of your choice!


ONLY IN AMERICA! Woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h...

Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
AR-R-H-R that the vegetable
Will respond to you...
OH NO! Can you see them responding?
The PUMPKIN is breathing hard:


HUFFA PUFFA HUFFA PUFFA etc.
what a pumpkin...