The Barmaids Baps Songtext
von The Lancashire Hotpots

When you′re on an all day session in the pub
You'll have a good time, guaranteed
When you find yourself wanting more than ale
The barmaid′s got just what you need
She's been preparing these beauties all morning
She's put ′em on display for all to see
I′d love to go behind the bar and help meself
If you like them too fellas, sing along with me


When you're drinking in the pub, they′re better than chips
If you get a good look you'll lick your lips
They′re loved by the lads and all of the chaps
Oh I'd love to get me hands on the barmaid′s baps
They're soft and they're round and they aim to please
I′d test the freshness by giving ′em a squeeze
If I got a free sample, I wouldn't think twice
I can′t stop staring 'cause they look so nice

Now the more you drink, the more you′ll want 'em
They say you eat first with your eyes
If the barmaid entered hers in a competition
They′d definitely win first prize
But the wife is waiting with sandwiches at home
I'm afraid hers have gone a little stale
The barmaid's are fresh and they look so firm
And they look bigger and bigger after every pint of ale


When you′re drinking in the pub, they′re better than chips
If you get a good look you'll lick your lips
They′re loved by the lads and all of the chaps
Oh I'd love to get me hands on the barmaid′s baps
When you're drinking in the pub, they′re better than chips
If you get a good look you'll lick your lips
They're loved by the lads and all of the chaps
Oh I′d love to get me hands on the barmaid′s baps