Sniffling Next Door's Broadband Songtext
von The Lancashire Hotpots

Alright? Willie here, etc.
Well the bloke next to me
He′s got a computer
But he's not protected
His wireless router
So I′ve got my laptop
Set up in the kitchen
'Cause he's not figured out
His wireless encryption
He′s set up a whole network
That is insecure
I′m not a nasty man
But I'm having it for sure
Yes I′m robbing the internet
From someone else's home
Rather than paying
For broadband of my own


Sniffling next door′s broadband
It's a sneaky thing to do for you and me
Sniffling next door′s broadband
Leeching off your neighbour's internet for free

When you switch on your laptop
Just give it a try
With an ounce of luck
They've got their internet from sky
You can try all you want
But you′ll end up dejected
′Cause all their wireless routers
Are password protected

Sniffling next door's broadband
It′s a sneaky thing to do for you and me
Sniffling next door's broadband
Leeching off your neighbour′s internet for free

Sniffling next door's broadband
It′s a sneaky thing to do for you and me
Sniffling next door's broadband
Leeching off your neighbour's internet for free

Oooooh


Come on, it′s a victimless crime, you′d do it if you could
Look I've got a three year old kid there I can′t
Afford fifteen quid a month for my own broadband
Hang on let's turn the router on again, I′ve got three bars, I'm in
Right