Santa Claus Is COVID Secure Songtext
von The Lancashire Hotpots

Oh, his suit has been pressed
The sleigh′s looking pretty
He's got the go ahead from professor Chris Whitty
Santa Claus is COVID secure

When he enters your house
He′ll be a good chap
He'll check himself in on the NHS app
Santa Claus is COVID secure

He's not displaying symptoms
You′ve got nothing to fear
′Cause he isolates at the North Pole
364 days a year


It's close to midnight
The church bells chime
He′s late because he washed his hands a billion times
Santa Claus is COVID secure

He's got new rules to follow
It′s a difficult task
But he won't go down your chimney without wearing a mask
Santa Claus is COVID secure

The presents are loaded
The drop offs are mapped
His mince pies are all Individually wrapped
Santa Claus is COVID secure

His sleigh is ventilated
The presents are as well
And Rudolf′s had his red nose rubbed
In antibacterial gel


The reindeer have helped
The elves played their part
They've all placed themselves two meters apart
Santa Claus is COVID Secure