Mek Us a Brew Songtext
von The Lancashire Hotpots

Well it′s one for the Tetley
Two For Typhoo
Three for the PG
C'mon mek us a brew
Right

Gerroff the sofa
Gerrin The kitchen
And get the kettle on
C′mon

Brew brew
Brew brew
Brew brew
Brew brew

In every town and city
You see 'em far and wide
They got these poncey coffee shops
Where's our national pride?


I dont want a moccachino
Espresso′s not for me
I don′t want one of your fancy coffee drinks
I want a cup of tea!

When you've come in after shopping
Or it′s gone half past ten
It's good to know in times of woe
That kettle′s on again

It's full of antioxidents
It′s good for me and you
It could be fair trade
Just get it made
C'mon chop chop
Mek us a brew

Come on, put the kettle on
I said
Oy you mek us a brew
I said
Come on, put the kettle on
I said
Oy you, mek us a brew
I said
{Repeat}


Cockers and cockettes
Can I get a brew?

(Yeah)

Good Folk
Let's make a stand and say No to cappucino

(Nooo)

Raise a real mug in yer hand and say
Down wi′ creamy lattes

(Down with creamy lattes)

Ladies and gentlemen
Are you wi′ me?

(Yeah)

Who really wants an ice peppermint mocha twist?

(Not me)

Good
I say out with sophisticated, overpriced, not as nice, full fat cardboard cup coffees
Canna ger a yeah

(Yeah)

Can I have a brew?

(Yeah)

Canna ger a brew?

(Yeah)

Well let's all ′ave a brew

(Yeah)

Come on, put the kettle on
I said
Oy you, mek us a brew
I said
{Repeat}

Seriously though
Do put the kettle on
Am spitting feathers here

Am lathered