Has Anybody Seen My Dongle? Songtext
von The Lancashire Hotpots

Now ladies and gentlemen of Great Britain
There′s a question I've been meaning to raise
It′s a somewhat delicate matter
I must be careful how this is phrased
I whipped something out of my trousers just before
Now you might not have seen a thing
But I'm in a spot of bother now
Which is why I have to sing...


Has anybody seen my dongle?
Had anybody seen my stick?
Oh there's nowhere to hide it
Let me describe it
It′s not that long
And it′s not that thick
I'd forget my head
If it weren′t screwed on
That's why I wrote this song
I′ll tell you where it's not
In the USB slot
Has anybody seen my dong-le?

I whipped it out for the girls in the office last week
They just couldn′t believe their eyes
They said it looked grand as I held it in my hand
And they were very impressed by it's size
But then they all frowned as I went and put it down
I'm so upset I think I might sob
I asked the lads in IT if they′d look out for it for me
But the beggar said I′d have to log a job

I feel powerless without it
I just want to shout it
And that's why I have to sing again


Oh has anybody seen my dongle?
Has anybody seen my stick?
Oh there′s nowhere to hide it
Let me describe it
It's not that long
And it′s not that thick
I'd forget my head
If it weren′t screwed on
That's why I wrote this song
I'll tell you where it′s not
In the USB slot
Has anybody seen my dong-le?