Black Friday Songtext
von The Lancashire Hotpots

It′s got a proper kick-off!
Now we're all at the store at Midnight
So many this might get pulled
There′s a crowd turned up
And they all want bargains
Someone's gonna get wooled
Punch a vicar in the gob
And a granny in the spleen
All for a cheap 42 inch flat screen on
Black Friday. Black Friday.


There's a riot goin down in th′Asdas
Some of ′em have driven for miles
They're gonna fight to the death
For a cheap hand mixer
Survival of the fittest in the aisles
There′s so much noise
I've just gone deaf
Getting punched for a
Half price Kenwood Chef on
Black Friday. Black Friday

The security guards are helpless
There′s people unconscious in the middle
There's a mass brawl next to the Blu Ray players
It′s like Mad Max but set in Lidl

The managers called the riot police
And they've turned up with alsatians
To stop the housewives committing GBH
To get their hands on cheap Playstations
The prices are the lowest
They've all been checked
The supermarket trolleys
Are all getting wrecked
You might get a bargain
And you might get decked
Black Friday. Black Friday.