4. The Perfect Pint Songtext
von The Lancashire Hotpots

Right, the best UK′s drinking song as voted for by me!
Keep up hear we go.

There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you′ll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.

It′s not as easy as it sounds is it?
We′re just going to go a bit quicker now, like like a black lace record.

There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you′ll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you′ll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.


(gasps)
Ooh
Little bit quicker now again, quicker again and higher
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you′ll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.

(gasps)
We′ve got go even quicker, this is getting mental.

There′s a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I′m gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.