Jeff Siemens Vs the Toothbrush Songtext
von The Hextalls

Yesterday I went to the ′vu
With my man Def Jeff
He likes to rock those Hawaiin shirts
He does a mean humpty dance
When he's not pulling down your pants
Or shaking up his ass

Like a monkey in the zoo
He′ll dance all over you
Like a monkey in the zoo
He'll dance all over


One time when his girlfriend cheated
And he found her panties on the bed
With cum that wasn't his
He lost his mind

And pissed all over her toothbrush
Wiped his dick in the salad bowl
He pissed all over her toothbrush
Just like an animal

M-O-N-K-E-Y
Get in the goddamn van
M-O-N-K-E-Y
We′re going back to Disneyland

He pissed all over her toothbrush
Wiped his dick in the salad bowl
He pissed all over her toothbrush
Just like an animal