Holy Fuck, I'm a Dad! Songtext
von The Hextalls

Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
I guess I can't say fuck anymore
Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
You should've seen the blood on the stork
Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
Can I get a baby high five, government fuck you?
Holy Fuck, I'm the dad of a Devin: Hello? Is this a phone?
Is the motherfucking grandpa home?
Hey dad, get on the phone, it's not a joke


I don't know how or if I'll ever find the words to explain
The way I feel now
I just want to spend every single day
Watching Scooby Doo
Sniffing ass for poo
I got a singing toilet just for you
But I secretly want to use it
Where do you go to get a "#2 dad" t-shirt?
And how do you know if his balls or his teeth hurt?
And where do you go when your heart is going to explode?

Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
Holy Fuck, You're A Dad!

Where do you go?
And how do you know?

Holy Fuck, I'm A Dad!
Holy Fuck, You're A Dad!