Where's Jerry Lewis? Songtext
von The Frogs

Where′s Jerry Lewis when you need the man?
Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn?
There′s my man up on the stage
& With the children about four in age

They're crazy, they're crippled, but they′re lovely
& Young, & young, & wild, & lovely (& crippled)
& Crippled (& crippled) & it′s a crime
They're lovely (& lovely)


Where′s Jerry Lewis, who's on the stage soon?
Who′s coming up
(Coppin' a feel)
I′ll give my money to (From a crippled baboon)
Any baboon who's crazy enough to win my money

& There's a cripple so I give some more
Oh, there′s a fiver for you, son
I love you
(I love)
(You too) Your lovely crippled boy
(Crippled) The lovely crippled boy
(Crippled motherfucker)

Where′s Jerry Lewis when you need the man come Labor Day each year?
Where's Jerry Lewis? (wheelchair blues)
Where′s Jerry Lewis? (um, winner, you're a real winner)
Where′s Jerry Lewis?