Put Your Finger in the Dike, Stop the Leak Songtext
von The Frogs

Whatever you like
Oh, whatever you like
Whatever you want
Whatever you like
Whatever you want
Oh, put your finger in the dike, stop the leak


Squeaky Connie Kim John
Your teacup is full of water
I oughta tell your mother on you
You weren′t supposed to be seen with older men
Younger ones are alright

Crystal Pete Patty had a handjob with Annie
Oh, her fanny boys twisted-up and greased-like
Behind the boys there stood the older man
Who controlled the flow of the dike
Eventually tonight the leak stopped alright yeah


Oh, tonight silly Granny Billy Boy
He decided to try to plug
The bottom of the ocean with his thumb
That didn't work it was too small
So he tried his rump
That seemed to do the trick (prick)