Rock Your Socks Songtext
von Tenacious D

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It doesn′t matter if it is good
It only matters if it rocks
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy
′Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? (Right!)
Only thing that really matters is the classical sauce
And that's why me and KG are classically trained to rock your fuckin′ socks off
Give ′em a taste, KG (Okay)

That is Bach, and it rocks, it's a rock block of Bach
That he learned in the school, called the School of Hard Knocks

Give it up for KG, give it up for me
Give it up for KG, give it up for me
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues
Give it up for everything that is not to lose
Now, rock your socks off, woman, we′ll rock your shit up, y'all
Give it up, children, now to freak your shit out
Alright


Now I know what a lot of you are sayin′
"I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days
I′m gonna get me an oversized guitar
Gain 40 pounds, and be the next D"
Well, I got sour news for you, Jack. It ain't that easy
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment
To wakin' up at the crack a′ noon
For deep-knee rock squats?
7 or 8 at a time, in a row
How ′bout, are you willing to make the commitment
To rock-hard tasty abs, washer-board style
Glistening in the sun
How 'bout, are you willin′ to make the commitment of wakin' up, goin′
"Okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear?
I can′t decide, can't decide. Brain anuerysm!"
We've been through so much bullshit
Just to be here tonight to rock your fuckin′ socks off
And all we ask in return is some precious little
All we′re askin' you to do
Is drop trou′
And squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer on my chest (Ooh)
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Give it up for KG, give it up for me
Give it up for KG, give it up for me
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues
Give it up for everything that is not to lose
Now, rock your socks off, woman, we'll rock your shit up, y′all
Give it up, children, won't you freak your shit out
Ah-alright

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