Low Hangin' Fruit Songtext
von Tenacious D

Well, me and Kage are hungry
We′re hungry for some fruit
We wander through the garden
It would be a hoot

To eat some low hangin' fruit
We′re on a freaky pursuit
Don't want no high class model in designer fuckin' bathing suit
We want the low hangin′ fruit

Me and Kage are horny
We′re lookin' for a snack
Lookin′ for a plump one
With a tasty crack

We want some low hangin' fruit
She wear the beekeeper suit
She got the shit kicking boot
We need the low hangin′ fruit


She got the flip-flops on with hot red potatoes
And the butt-floss 'long with fried green tomatoes
And she love that song we sing for the ladies
Come on
Oh my god

Rip-snort and a flip-florp fiddly-fjorp...

Low hangin′ fruit
She wears a pink parachute
She got the fly tattoo and the honky-tonky daisy dukes
We love the low hangin' fruit
Because the high-class fruit is not gonna fuck me
But the low-class fruit is sweet chunky monkey
When you smoke that fruit, you smell like a skunky
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on