Karate Schnitzel Songtext
von Tenacious D

God, I′m fuckin hungry
Let me check the fridge
Dude, where's my fuckin′ schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up
Wake up (What?)
You ate my fuckin' schnitzel (What?)
You ate my fuckin' schnitzel
Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it′s fair game for- (Yeah?) For anybody that wants to eat it
Well then maybe this is fair game, wow
Ow God, hey! (Ok, was that fuckin′-)
Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
What′re ya doin'?
Well if you didn′t like that, how 'bout this?
Kikay! (Ow!)