City Hall / I Believe / Malibu Nights Songtext
von Tenacious D

All you people up there in City Hall
You′re fuckin' it up for the people that′s in the streets
This is a song for the people in the streets
Not the people of City Hall
All you mother fuckers in the streets
It's time to rise up, come along children and fuckin' rise!

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin′
All the fuckin′ shit, that goes down at City Hall
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up
Yeah, we should fuckin' start a riot
A riot!

We′d have 'em screaming in the streets
We′d have 'em tippin′ over shit
And breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses
And settin′ fuckin′ fires!
And settin' fuckin′ fires!
And settin' fuckin′ fires!


And then after the smoke has cleared
And the rubble has been swept away
Me and KG will peek out our heads
We've been watching the riots on a monitor
Twenty floors below sea level
From a bunker
We did it Rage-Kage
We beat the bastards of City Hall!

But now what will we do?
We must rebuild
But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it′s got to be someone with the know-how
And the elbow grease, to lead us to a new land
No, not me and KG
We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead

Alright, we'll do it!
We′ll lead as Two Kings
We′ll lead as Two Kings
Aha (Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha, ah-how
We′ll lead as Two Kings

The first decree is to legalize marijuana
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long
You old fuckin′ shrivs who blocked its legalization
You're banished from the land!


We′ll lead as Two Kings
We'll lead as Two Kings
Aha (Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha, ah-how
Lead as Two Kings

The second decree
No more pollution
No more car exhaust
Or ocean dumpage
From now on, we will travel in tubes!

We′ll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah
We′ll fuckin' lead as Two Kings

Get the scientists
Working on the tube technology, immediately (tube technology)
Chop, chop, let′s go

Third decree
No more rich people and poor people
From now on, we'll all be the same
Um, I don′t know, I gotta think about that

We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeah, hahahaha
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho

Oh my God
Ahh... What?
Dude, the red phone is flashing
Oh, yeah
Let me scoop that up

Hello? Two Kings
Who is it? What?!
No! No fucking way! (What?)
Rage, there′s a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!

Oh my God... what?
Dude, I gotta stay here!
Why do I have to go? (Please! Please!)
Oh, God, okay
Awesome
Is he gone?

Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up
But Rage, he can't be King any more
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let′s make him Duke
A kick ass Duke
Or leader formerly known as King
But uh-oh he′s comin' back

We′ll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
We'll really lead as Two Kings
Uh, dude? Rage
I went all over Idaho
Yeah?
Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere
What? There was no famine? Yeah, there was no famine, no

Dude, I don′t know what's uh
A toast (a toast) long live the D (long live the D)

Long live me, I′m sorry
I poisoned your wine
What?
For the good of the land
You p-
I poisoned yours, as well
No-oo!

No!
No! No!
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall

People inside me
Are askin' me to smoke up City Hall
'Cause no one here is talkin′

People inside me
Are askin′ me to blow up City Hall
'Cause no one here is rockin′

People inside me
Are askin' me to blow up City Hall
′Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-′em Robots

Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots
Everyone is Rock-′em Sock-′em
Go!
Oh!

Don't- cut that part out

We′ve got it
Uhm, do you believe in God?
I believe, I believe
You do? (I believe in God)

I believe in God
You do? (I believe in God)
Do you?
I believe in God

Yeah, but you didn't fuckin′ come up with this one
I got some lyrics
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams
Malibu, makin' a poo

Stinky poo
Look in the view
Because it′s time for my breakfast
It's time for some cheese
It's time for the stink
Time for the breeze
Time for the-
Curreeeeees!