Planet Rock 2K (original) Songtext
von Tech N9ne

Dwamn!
It′s hotter than them bitches sitting up in the free clinic, nigga
You know what I'm sizzlin′?
It's time to get this party started right, baby
Ah, my name, they call me
Tech N9ne
And I uh, need a Caribou Lou
Uh, that's 151 Malibu Rum and pineapple juice
You know what I′m sizzlin?
You don′t know what that is?
You can't get the party started without that!
Let′s do it!


You want me to jam I'm finna enter
Brain waves came from insane days
Make ya sick like bad mayonnaise
(Tech N9ne!) Got the remedy rhyme infinity
Criminally finna be some shit
I crack you open like the youngest male Kennedy
Got the whole planet rockin′ off the low blows dammit
I show flows and poke hoes that's ′posed to be yo's
Seein' my haters in a dark alley tormented by mind
Dodgin′ the (Tech, Tech, Tech, Tech - N9ne, N9ne, N9ne, N9ne)
Now here′s the message
Liberate me, Chocolatate'
Take ′em and rock now play
Do the fuck what I say
Throw ya souls in the air like this
Flash ya bar codes while I stick 'em
With another hit up out of the abyss
The Tech N9ne Nina out to find vaginas
Just the playa clubbin′ it, rubbin' it
Lovin′ that crema streama, might seem a little extreme
My thing when I flips I gots to make sho' that it's hot
And make the whole planet rock like this

Make that ass hop, don′t stop!
Down south Biancs make the planet rock
Midwest!
Too much ass in one room
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-boom
Make that ass hop, make that ass hop
All the ladies in the party make the planet rock
See that ass hop, watch that ass hop
All the fellas like to see you make the planet rock

Hahaha that′s way too much ass for me baby
Slow it down right here


Call it what you want it, ghetto futuristic come get up on it
There's a bianc up in my sector, can I bone it?
′Cause all we want to do is get drunk, get blowed
Spit shit, spark blunts, and fuck hoes
We quick to beat a buster down bad
MidWestSide put me in the sound lab
Now I'm
I flip it backwards for you flow snatchers
Blast y′all in the ass, Nina playin' fast ball
Crash all glass jaws
Mad y′all 'cause last call I was in the back of the club
Bangin' the hell outta this bad broad
On my planet we take no haters for granted
They Kris Kross (10 seconds ′til lift off)
Be soaked in pistol grip sauce, ripped off
The technique′s complete heat
Retreat 6 feet under 6 feet
Unique speaks, freaks tweek
Never let the BCs can it
While the trooper Tecca Nina rock the planet, planet

Make that ass hop, don't stop!
Down south Biancs make the planet rock
Midwest!
Too much ass in one room
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-boom
Make that ass hop, make that ass hop
All the ladies in the party make the planet rock
See that ass hop, watch that ass hop
All the fellas like to see you make the planet rock

Hey partner I got a wild one here man
See if you can come help me with this mane
It′s all delicious, baby

I got the type of flow to make 'em make Scream 3
Six rappers being hunted by a killa MC
I never killed a bianca with a 36D
A party with the bitches on my planet lookin′ crispy
Swiftly makin' rappers do 360s (Never knew three 6s)
Other niggas tryna diss me B (Under these prefixes)
Non ill mal-functional (N9ne!) Rambunctional
Never let up on a heated mic ′til I'm comfortable, Rogue style
57th-56th Street Gang, grips we gain
Anybody wanna trips we bang
Hit us with a what? Lyrical head splitter
Makin' hella hoes get a nut
Make ′em put the rolls in they butt
Let a ho be a slut
Negaro never give a fuck
"Why the attitude? Nina ross you got the sauce"
Nigga, I′m mad 'cause the Chiefs lost, I′m pissed off
In Kansas City, I'm straight from the abyss, Tech N9ne!
I got the planet rockin′ with me
Whole planet rockin' like this

Oh, nigga back up, I didn′t know that was your woman
All the broke-ass playa haters be quiet (yeah)
Make that ass hop, don't stop!
Down south Biancs make the planet rock
Midwest!
Too much ass in one room
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-boom
Make that ass hop, make that ass hop
All the ladies in the party make the planet rock
See that ass hop, watch that ass hop
All the fellas like to see you make the planet rock
I can tell that you can tell that I'm twisted
By the bulge in my pants so let′s do it baby like this

Kansas City make the planet rock (ugh)
St. Louis make the planet rock (ugh)
Missouri make the planet rock (ugh)
Chicago make the planet rock (ugh)
Lawrence, Kansas make the planet rock (ugh)
Topeka make the planet rock (ugh)
KCK make the planet rock (ugh)
Wichita make the planet rock (ugh)
Minnesota make the planet rock (ugh)
Cleveland make the planet rock (say what?)
Nebraska make the planet rock (ugh)
Oklahoma make the planet rock (ugh)
Detroit make the planet rock (ugh)
Mississippi make the planet rock (ugh)
Memphis make the planet rock (bitch)
Indiana make the planet rock (ugh)
Dakota make the planet rock (ugh)
Carolina make the planet rock (ugh)
Virginia make the planet rock (ugh)
D.C make the planet rock (ugh)
Baton Rouge make the planet rock (ugh)
New Orleans make the planet rock (ugh)
Arkansas make the planet rock (ugh)
Alabama make the planet rock (ugh)
Atlanta make the planet rock (say what?)
Houston make the planet rock (say what?)
Dallas make the planet rock (say what?)
Fort Worth make the planet rock (say what?)
Miami make the planet rock (say what?)
New Jersey make the planet rock (say what?)
Philly make the planet rock (say what?)
New York make the planet rock (say what?)
Las Vegas make the planet rock (say what?)
Arizona make the planet rock (BEATCH!)
Seattle make the planet rock (say what?)
California make the planet rock (say what?)
L.A. make the planet rock (say what?)
Inglewood make the planet rock (say what?)
Compton make the planet rock (say what?)
Long Beach make the planet rock (bitch!)
Sacramento make the planet rock (ugh)
Oak-town make the planet rock (bitch!)
San Diego make the planet rock (ho!)
San Francisco make the planet rock (say what?)
Mid-West make the planet rock (say what?)
Down South make the planet rock (say what?)
East Coast make the planet rock (say what?)
West Coast make the planet rock (say what?)
I say your mama make the planet rock (say what?)
I say your daddy make the planet rock (say what?)
I say your bitch make the planet rock (say what?)
I say your mama sucked a dick cock

And we done (Cut that shit out!)
Motherfucker
Polar Bear in the house
Bear tracks 98 style
Motherfucking MidWestSide to the fullest
Tech N9ne and Don Juan, nigga
We in the Bear tracks, punk-ass bitch