Dysfunctional Songtext
von Tech N9ne

First entry for Sickology 101, Dysfunctional

Yeah, don′t you bring me nothing stupid
If you don't want me to lose it
Step back if you don′t want me to attack
I'm a beast, better give me the deuces

I have no tolerance for nonsense
Get away from me
Me don't wanna get dollars
Don′t wanna holler but you makin′ me

I'm a little dysfunctional
You′re the problem, please don't awakin′ me
And I'm that way
′Cause back in the day most have forsaken me

Lodi dodi, I'm at the party on a drunk night with a punk
Might dude wanna pick a fight because he's sorry
That he ain′t Gotti like I be
′Cause he sloppy, not me, costly rocks be spot free


But he don't know I′m roguish
Surrounded by my soldiers
And they be locked and loaded
Will explode if you can't hold us

And we don′t got no scruples
We didn't come to fight and shoot you
But you busters better be mutual
Don′t get loose because we cuckoo

Listen, they call me genius, I run the show
Woman be on my penis, it's wonderful
Demons think they the meanest
But I brung the foe on the flow
Little bit sick, don't you know?

I′m a little dysfunctional, don′t you know?
If you push me it might be bad
Get a little emotional, don't you know?
You could fool around and make me mad

I′m a little dysfunctional, don't you know?
If you push me it might be bad
Get a little emotional, don′t you know?
Might fool around and make me mad
Don't make me mad


Born to hustle, I′m a product of environment
The game done changed
So I've been forced into retirement
But I make moves and I paid dues

And I got common sense
Since I can't lose and I can′t choose
Then I′ll come back to spit
I got hit songs but I've been gone so long that I don′t fit

Near death, Dethrone but can't get on
So I need me a lick
I write these songs but don′t belong
I'm on some other shit

I′m huntin' leads in desperate need
I hope it's comin′ quick
I′d wrap my brain to find a lane
That's gon′ bring me some change

But it's so strange, my life has changed
And I am not the same
I come around but since I′m down
It feels uncomfortable

I try to hide it deep inside but I'm dysfunctional
I never learned to hold it in, I gets emotional
First, implode then explode, I′m combustible
So please don't push to play me, pussy
On some real shit, won't be defeated
If I′m heated, nigga, oh shit

I′m a little dysfunctional, don't you know?
If you push me it might be bad
Get a little emotional, don′t you know?
You could fool around and make me mad

I'm a little dysfunctional, don′t you know?
If you push me it might be bad
Get a little emotional, don't you know?
Might fool around and make me mad
Don′t make me mad

I ain't no killer but don't push me
Qu-qu-qu-quiet boy, never been no pussy
Could be carrying something up under my hoody
Course me, never snap and kill a baller, y′all or would he?

Now I wanna be peaceful
But I carry Desert Eagles where ever black people are
You know how black people are

I peep ′em out, try to stay evened out
Wanna preach to 'em but their evil keep on seepin′ out
Emotions get the best of me
Messed up and then y'all get the rest of me

Depressed and stressed, feel like my destiny
I know y′all think less of me
'Cause I′m always sick and I can't let it be
Pharmaceutical soup be the best recipe, it's gon′ be the death of me

I need different cultures to coast
While I keep throwin′ them pills down my throat

Dysfunctional blunts will do
Smokin' Bombay can give me Fung Shui
But I wish that it all would go away
Or maybe I should pray for Jesus Christ

To just un-pretzel me, tryin′ to pray for change
But sometimes it feel like he lets it be
So I just take another couple doses
Probably be fine but if you get too close, you'll find out that I

I′m a little dysfunctional, don't you know?
If you push me it might be bad
Get a little emotional, don′t you know?
You could fool around and make me mad

I'm a little dysfunctional, don't you know?
If you push me it might be bad
Get a little emotional, don′t you know?
Might fool around and make me mad
Don′t make me mad