Shit‐Faced Songtext
von Tankard

Nice hotel - place to stay
We sought a place to get some rest
The owner said: "Please keep it down"

"We′re good boys" - so we lied
Raise some Hell!

Two days passed - f**kin' mess
The maids refused to clean our stys
Ravioli neath the rug
Stench of beer - everywhere

We were shit-faced - relieving stress is so much fun
F**kin′ shit-faced - getting sick and thrashing rooms


One week down - place was f**ked
We tore the heater off the wall
And broke the windows in our room
No one cared - we were drunk

Raise some Hell!

Bed diving - brand new sport
From our beds we'd start to leap
And dive into the cabinets
They broke too - nothing spared

Went downtown - forgot the keys
We climbed into someone's window
But they shot teargas in our eyes
Didn′t look - locked outside

Raise some Hell!

Place destroyed - where to now?
We moved into another room
Five minutes passed and it was thrashed
Last warning - they kicked us out