Human Doll Songtext
von Steven Page

It′s a blank slate
Upon which you can impose
Any features, traits or skill sets that you chose
And its knowledge grows
It will outpace
Any human lab assistant you could hire
It can research any data you desire
And it never tires

There won't be small talk to waste your time
It won′t engage unless you tell it to
It has all the same interests as you

In debate mode,
Though I guess it could be programmed to say "yes,"
It excels at finding different points of view
Making educated arguments with some success


Brand new and it understands you
A companion who won't abandon you

You can see here
With its perfectly articulated joints
It can ascertain your different pressure points
Never disappoints
When it speaks with
The latest cutting-edge voice synthesis
And you close your eyes a little bit, like this
It can emulate a realistic kiss

It never feels the need to condescend
It doesn't need to make you think that it′s your friend
It doesn′t worry if its words offend at all
May I present the Human Doll

Once a pipe dream
Now a preproduction prototype machine
One that only says exactly what it means
And it's mine.