Schmack! Songtext
von Steriogram

It′s the same old guys in the same old house
Lying around doing nothing on the same old couch
Oh no not another day doing nothing
The only thing we get is the TV lovin'
Then it happened our boy had an idea
Put this ad in the paper and see what would appear

Boredom′s the matter with me
I wanna fight it
You wash the dishes baby
I'll do the dryin'

If you′re pretty come on
If you′re pretty
If you're pretty come on
If you′re pretty come on
If you're pretty

Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed
So many girls numbers they had too much on their hands
When they turned up they knew they would survive
Beautiful women turning up four or five at a time


If you′re pretty come on
If you're pretty
If you′re pretty come on
If you're pretty come on
If you're pretty

When they left they gave their name and number
And said don′t forget to call you gotta remember
This went down in history
As the slickest and figgest girls you′ve ever seen

Boredom's the matter with me
I wanna fight it
You wash the dishes baby
I′ll do the dryin'

If you′re pretty come on
If you're pretty
If you′re pretty come on
If you're pretty come on
If you're pretty

If you′re pretty
If you′re pretty
If you're pretty come on