Little Tiny Moustache Songtext
von Stephen Lynch

Yeah. You′re either gonna like this song, or kick my ass after the show.

You're the love of my life,
But it cuts like a knife,
And I feel that I′m being misled.
See, I'm a little concerned,
For I've recently learned
Of the swastika tattoo on your head.

And it makes you smile
When you hear "Sieg Heil".
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard.
You do goose-step salutes
In your Doc Martin boots,
And you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.

I think you′re a nazi, baby.
Are you a nazi?
You might be a nazi, baby...


You keep extensive files
On the Nuremberg trials,
And you watch them whenever they′re airing.
I guess I should've known
When you bought a new bone
For your puppies named Göbbles and Göring.

You showed up late
To our very first date;
I said, "How are you?", you said, "White power".
Call me paranoid,
But I′m not overjoyed
When you ask me if I want to shower...

I think you're a nazi.
Don′t be lyin', baby,
Are you a nazi?
Are you anti-Zion, baby?

Your every dress
Is monagrammed "SS".
You hold an Aryan picknick and bash.
And it makes me irate
When you say I look great
When I wear a little tiny moustache.


Your social politics
Say that races don′t mix,
And you call it pure-blood pollution.
And whenever I'm sad,
You say it's not so bad,
For every problem there′s a Final Solution...

I think you′re a nazi.
Give me an answer, baby.
Are you a nazi?
You drive a fuckin' panzer, baby.

You say that love is blind,
So how could I have guessed...
But then again, I met you
At the Wagner Fest...

I know you′re a nazi,
And that's why I′m leavin'.
I know you′re a nazi,
Sure as my name is Stephen...
... Lynchbergstein.