Whatif Songtext
von Shel Silverstein

Last night, while I lay thinking here,
Some Whatifs crawled inside my ear
And pranced and partied all night long
Whatif I′m dumb in school?
Whatif they've closed the swimming pool?
Whatif I get beat up?
Whatif dad is in jail For not paying his taxes
Whatif I start to call 911

Whatif I call Frankie for pizza pie
What is my plane was late


Whatif nobody likes me?
Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?
Whatif I don′t grow talle?
Whatif my head starts getting smaller?
Whatif the fish won't bite?
Whatif the wind tears up my kite?
Whatif they start a war?
Whatif my parents get divorced?
Whatif the bus is late?
Whatif my teeth don't grow in straight?
Whatif I tear my pants?
Whatif I never learn to dance?
Everything seems well, and then
The nighttime Whatifs strike again!