Sex Rhymes Songtext
von Schäffer the Darklord

Sex rhymes, I said sex rhymes
(Sex rhymes!)
Got 'em harder than deadlines
(Sex rhymes!)
Got 'em dropping like necklines
(Sex rhymes!)
Yeah
(Sex rhymes!)
Sell 'em by the pound, come and get mine
(Sex rhymes!)
The kind you like with a red wine
(Sex rhymes!)
The kind I write before bed time
(Sex rhymes!)
Yeah, I just said it ten times


Having sex, making love
Kissing, touching, naked hugs
Intercourse, adult relations
Coupling, coitus, copulation
Fornication, become one
Move furniture, hit home runs
Hobby horse, making babies
Playing doctor, hanky-panky

Tapping that, hitting that
Make the beast that has two backs
Knocking boots, rooting down
Bumping uglies, fool around
Laying with and knowing one
In biblical senses
Learning carnal knowledge of
Do the devil's business

Get it in, get it on
Getting laid, getting off
Getting busy, getting down
Get your freak on, go to town
Going all the way indeed
Do the nasty, do the deed
Do the grownup, to the well
Doing it and do it well


Do the no-pants-dance
Tubesteak boogie
Horizontal mambo
Get a bit of nookie
Hot beef injection
Hide the salami
A bit of the old in-and-out
Organ origami

Give it up, giving head
Break 'em off, take to bed
On your knees, open wide
Spreading legs, go inside
Hooking up, making nice
Showing o-face, laying pipe
A piece of ass, getting reamed
Choking chicken, flicking bean

DTF, DP and
CBT, ATM
Bondage and discipline
Scissoring, S&M
Masturbation, gagging, facial
Finger blasting, gaping anal
Golden showers, brimping, pegging
Bareback, creampie, edging, begging

Greek and Frenching
Ooh la la
Fisting and spanking
And an enema with champagne
Gooey
Hoo-ha ah
Whips, chains
Underwater gangbang

Drilling, nailing, pounding, busting
Just a little sumthin' sumthin'
Get your smash on, mashing pissers
Eskimo bros and igloo sisters
Nipple torture, tonsil hockey
Hentai, shibari, bukakke
Up the ass, down the throat
Pickle tickle man in boat

Handjob, blowjob, footjob, rimjob
Swallowing, gobbling, polishing swollen knob
Buttplug, ballgag, cockring, flogger
Cowgirl, pony, piggy, doggy collar
Screwing, shagging, schtupping, snogging
Boning, banging, balling, boffing
Boinking, porking, poking, voodoo
Making whoopee, death by snu snu
Piledriver, sixty-nine
Cumming, squirting, slobber, slime
Close the deal, getting lucky
Jumping, pumping, humping, fucking

(Okay, just... Give me a second)