Titties and Beer Songtext
von Rodney Carrington

Titties and beer (titties and beer)
Titties and beer (titties and beer)
I thank God Almighty for titties and beer

Now, I was sittin′ 'round, thinkin′ and drinkin' about things
Bitchin' ′bout Obama and his American dream
Beer after beer and shot after shot
The more I put down, the better the things got
See, life is real simple when you think about it
Men need a few things, can′t live without it
Titties and beer, yeah, we got that covered
Thank the good Lord, go and sing for Him, brothers

Titties and beer
I said, "Titties and beer"
I thank God Almighty for titties and beer
Huntin' two-legged deer
Thank God I ain′t queer
There's two things that I love
And that′s titties and beer


See, life can be rough when good ain't enough
Your best is break even, damn, times are tough
You still got buddies who all got your back
Love cold beer and huntin′ for good tracks
Friday night, chasin', Saturday, keep cookin'
Sunday praise the Lord, He knows I′m still lookin′
I'm just bein′ honest, makin' it real clear
God must love us, gave us titties and beer

Titties and beer
I said, "Titties and beer"
I thank God Almighty for titties and beer
Huntin′ two-legged deer
Thank God I ain't queer
There′s two things that I love
And that's titties and beer

Titties and beer (yes, titties and beer)
I said, "Titties and beer" (he said, "Titties and beer")
I thank God Almighty for titties and beer
I'd like to thank the Lord myself

Titties and beer (titties and beer)
Titties and beer (titties and beer)
I thank God Almighty for titties and beer (said, "Titties and beer")
Huntin′ two-legged deer (titties and beer)
Thank God I ain′t queer (titties and beer)
There's two things I love
That′s titties and beer (me too)


I said, "Titties" (titties, titties)
Big ol' titties (titties, titties)
Titties (damn, Rodney)
Titties and beer (can I get an amen?)
Why you wanna be like that right there
Just to bring me some of those titties and beer, baby? (Titties!)
Just titties, titties and beer (titties, titties) (whoo-ooh)

I said, "Titties, titties, titties
Titties and beer"