Shane Songtext
von Rodney Carrington

My hair is kinda thinning
I got a tooth thats kinda loose
My belly is getting bigger
Waist size is 42
My prostates getting larger
I pee more than I should
My pecker feels like cotton
When it use to feel like wood

She still loves me
She still tells me I′m cute
And even though she screws the pool boy
Our love it still feels new
She loves me
And I love her just the same
The other day she got some flowers not from me
You know the flowers came from shane
Who the fuck is shane


I've lost a lot of money
Gambling till I′m sick
With a lot she's made
On a corner turning tricks
I know it sounds crazy
To think thats what i let her do
But if you saw the cash she's made
I′d bet you let her to

She still loves me
She still tells me I′m cute
And even though she screws the pool boy
Our love it still feels new
She loves me
And I love her just the same
The other day she got some money not from me
You know the money came from shane
Who the fuck is shane

Ain't it kinda funny how to people make it work
Though unconventional nobodies getting hurt
No no no no


She still loves me
She still tells me I′m cute
And even though she screws the pool boy
Our love it still feels new
She loves me
And I love her just the same
The other day we got together me and her
And a goofy son bitch named shane