The Airport Song Songtext
von Ray Wilson

Here I am sitting AT the airport
Waiting on a plane
Taking me to New York
Choking on my coffee
As a girl goes past
Only funny things seem to make me laugh
When I came I didn′t know that I'd be
Still here a week next Friday
The plane was late
Cause it′s raining outside
Someone stole the engines
And we're going to have to glide
But I can't sit here forever
Cause I want to go home
Never have I felt so bad
Maybe I′ll just take a cab
Cause I think I′m going mad Went to the bar to buy myself a beer
Met up with a guy
Who'd arrived last year
Bought myself a whisky
And lit a cigarette
Said the more you seem to drink
Well the easier it gets
So I guess I′m trying to tell you
That if you're going to fly
Get a set of wings
And kiss your arse goodbye
When you pack your case
Better pack yourself a bed
Cause if you had a wish
You′d be wishing you were dead
La la la