Mare in the Mirror Songtext
von PrinceWhateverer

The party′s only just begun
Going "BANG BANG!" with my tricky cannon
Watching as the ponies run
Should've skipped town, but too bad they haven′t
And everypony seems so scared
Shitting their pants over lil' old me now
I think you're being quite unfair
Never look down on a magic mare now!

Everything′s becoming clearer
Magic mare lost in the mirror
Trixie, don′t you know? You're all I know
So let′s give them a show, and
Twilight darling, listen here
I'm every whisper in your ear
The truth is you are everything I know
So welcome to the show


Let′s try this one more time
Ponies downtown wanna throw hooves with me
Is being perfect such a crime?
Magic so good everypony's angry
I hope you came prepared
Didn′t work out so well in the last round
You know I don't fight fair
Should've backed down from the magic mare now!

Ah-ha-ha-ha!
"Behold!"
"The mare in the mirror′s magnificent act"
"Tricky Cannon!"

Everything′s becoming clearer
Magic mare lost in the mirror
Trixie don't you know? You′re all I know
So let's give them a show, and
Twilight, darling listen here
I′ll warm your heart and ease your fears
The truth is you are everything I know
So let's give them a show!

You better shoot to kill
′Cause I came here for blood
Don't disappoint me now
I'll leave you in the mud!
I am perfect, so you see
Being flawless don′t come cheap!


Everything is so much clearer
Just one look into the mirror
Flawless mare and everypony knows
They′re all part of the show, and
Twilight, Trixie, don't you see?
I′m the best parts of us ponies
I wish that you could join me in the the show
But that's not how this goes

Left bleeding in the dirt
I hear the curtain call
So comes the final act
No magic left act at all
Why′d it take so long to see?
This world is no place
For mares like me!
(Like me!)
"This world is no place"
"For mares like ME!"