P-Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up) Songtext
von Parliament

Good evening
Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong
We have taken control as to bring you this special show
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving

A welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
Dealers of funky music
P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb

Coming to you directly from the Mothership
Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, five hundred thousand kilowatts of P-Funk-power
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
And me? I′m known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker
My motto is


Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up (wants to get funked up)
I want the bomb
I want the P-Funk (yeah)
I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P)
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up

Yeah, WEFUNK y'all
Now this is what I want you all to do
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings
You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
Whatever part of your body it is
I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through
Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?
The desired effect is what you get

When you improve your Interplanetary Funks Manship
Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming
Doin′ it to you in 3-D
So groovy that I dig me
Once upon a time called Now!
Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?"
I say, "Is Seven Up?"
Yeah, P-Funk!


Make my funk the P-Funk (uncut funk!)
I want my funk uncut (P-Funk!)
Make my funk the P-Funk (uncut)
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb
I want the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up (make mine)

Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut (the P)
Make my funk the P-Funk (hah!)
I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all)
I want the bomb, (home of the bomb)
I want the P-Funk
I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk)
Make my funk the P-Funk
Before I take it home

Yeah, I dig!
Let me put my sunglasses on
That′s the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses
So you can feel cool
Gangster lean

Y′all should dig my sun-rooftop
Well, alright. Hey I was diggin' on y′alls funk for awhile
Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me
Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients
Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
It was cool
But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho!
WEFUNK, we funk

Make my funk the P-Funk (ho!)
I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine)
Make my funk the P-Funk (yeah)
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb
I want the P-Funk (P-Funk, y′all)
Don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P-Funk
(Home of the extraterrestrial brothers)
Before I take it home

Gettin′ deep
Once upon a time called Right Now
Ain't it funky now
Far 'round
Hey, doin′ it to ya in the earhole

Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut (make mine the P)
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb)
I want the bomb
I want the P-Funk
Don′t want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P-Funk
Before I take it home

Yeah

We're not leavin′ y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild

Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb
I want the P-Funk
Don′t want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine)

Make my funk the P-Funk (I wants to get funked up)
Before I take it home
Don't stop, get down
Talk!
Blow your horn
Pee-you!
Wants to get funked up
Well, alright!

Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, (P-Funk)
I want the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up

Make my funk the P-Funk (Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk)
I want my funk uncut (Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection)
Make my funk the P-Funk (Home of the extraterrestrial brothers)
I wants to get funked up (Dealers of funky music)
I want the bomb (P-Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb)
I want the P-Funk (Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker)
I want my funk uncut (Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming)
Make my funk the P-Funk (Coming to you in 3-D)
Before I take it home (So groovy that I dig me)

Make my funk the P-Funk (Yeah)
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, (P-Funk)
I want the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
Before I take it home