Heaven Is a Halfpipe Songtext
von OPM

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven, I can skate
′Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin′ back
With Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus
And Muhammad or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you, singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth, I can′t do jack
Without the man up on my back


Now, when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there′s a sign that says "Do not skate"
So, if you wanna come to my heaven
Where we all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls, singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
′Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I′d been calling fate
I'm sorry, friend, you can′t come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad ′cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope?

I′ll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I′m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
We′ll be busting Christ Airs until we get to heaven
You think I really care that I missed biology?
Got my education in Stalefish-ology
With all your rules, you gots to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill


Gonna twist out ′cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills (got the skills, got the skills)
(Got the skills, got the skills)
(Heaven is a halfpipe)

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven, I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth, I can′t do jack
Without the man up on my back (Heaven is a halfpipe)

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven, I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
′Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake (if I die before I wake)
At least in heaven, I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
′Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven, I can skate (no, I don′t care, I don't care)
′Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit (I don't care, I don′t care)
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven, I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
′Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit