Fifty Ways to Love Your Liver Songtext
von Oliver Koletzki

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren B was in the bar looking to consume
Some drinks for the eve so I can get drunk
Just sipping on my drink, chillin all alone.
So here′s a little tip for you and me
Take care of your liver, don't you see
It needs lots of booze to be happy and free
So here is what you do if you want it to be
Crack open the sixpack, Jack
Sip up some rum, John
No need to be glum, bum
Just get yourself done
Lap up some cognac, Mr. Black
Swig on a beer, dear
And hale nut brown ale, Dale
Hurry, before it gets stale
Swill some pastis, Denise
Slip some Crème de cassis, Patrice
Put away the Crème de menthe, Brent
You know it′s time to get bad


Take a shot of tequila, Willa
Chugger sain Gria
For Pia, Mia and Lia
Quagh some fancy chardonnay tray
Cover see mellow, Bro
Just let yourself go
Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver
You know there's fifty ways to love your liver
Yeah there′s fifty ways to love your liver
I′ll take this fifteen-year Macallan, Allan
And Bob some spice to eggnog, Doug
Pour some white wine, Rinehart
For saint Rinehart
Down a Bloody Marry, Jerry
McKinneys a zinnias to Winness
Aint no quiz test a soldier-in-fizz and take a whiz
But first put your drink on the seat, Dick
Pop a shot of vodka, Walker
Lip it a Baileys, Hayley
Hey Elida Mai Tai shagah
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar
Don't ask why
Grab yourself some sambuca, Luka
Tipple a little phappy, Steffi
Sup up the gin′n'tonic for Sonic
The hedgehog
And a Jagermeister for the housemeister
Yeah there′s fifty ways to love your liver
You know there's fifty ways to love your liver
Yeah there′s fifty ways to love your liver
Swig on a Ramazzotti, Pavarotti
Girls have some Hennessy, Tennessee
Ghost pack of minor shavitz Lenny Kravitz
Soke up Panama reddle Japato
There's no Frangelico in a ghetto
Raise a grappa, Zappa
Girls've some champagne charlemagne
Burry get yourself a martini, Fellini
Wanna white Russian – no need for discussion
I vote for further runka, Anka
I bait with a Moscow mule, foo
Go down the piano, guenon
Slow back a margarita for Margaret and Rita
Quitch yourself with a mouritto, Packito
Wet your whistle with some slipper-pajino-witch
Toast your little spider with apposite
But only absinthe for your absent esteem
Yeah there′s fifty ways to love your liver
You know there′s fifty ways to love your liver
Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver
Need to get down and soul can quiver
Life will take her and she′ll give up
But there's one thing that will always deliver
There must be fifty ways to love your liver
I′m drinking into a whole new era
Get drunk and step to this. I dare ya.
Drunk on a whole new level
The drink is iced and the ice is a treble
House, drinks, we brings
Alcohol, get drunk
Where drinking is life and life is drinking
If you drink like I drink
You don't wanna step to this
It′s a gin-tonic era
Fall down with a lemon twist
If you dope like I dope
Then you high like every day
You live or get all buster
As an expencer turns gray
Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver
You know there's fifty ways to love your liver
Yeah there′s fifty ways to love your liver
Yeah there′s fifty ways to love your liver
You know there's fifty ways to love your liver
Yeah there′s fifty ways to love your liver
There must be fifty ways to love your liver.