My Stepdad’s a Cop and My Stepmom’s a Domme Songtext
von NOFX

They both wear uniforms
They both have shiny boots
They both use unnecessary force
One whips one shoots

They both have a nightstick
They both are sadistic
They both have a tough beat
I think its kind of neat

That my step dads a cop and my
Step moms a dom
I found a pair of handcuffs
I don′t know who they belong
I dont wanna know what happens
When my parents do something wrong
Oh my step dads a cop and my
Step moms a dom


They both lock people up
They both keep people down
They do their crazy jobs
When im not around

To serve and protect
To get served with respect
They both think i suspect

That my step moms a dom
And my step dads a cop
I cant explain the things i hear
When i eavesdrop
I found a can of pepperspray
Beneath a riding crop
Oh my step moms a dom
And my step dads a cop

That my step dads a cop and my
Step moms a dom
I found a pair of handcuffs
I don't know who they belong
I dont wanna know what happens
When my dad does something wrong
Oh my step dads a cop and my
Step moms a dom