Monosyllabic Girl Songtext
von NOFX

I take her down to the aquarium, she says, "Shark"
I take her to the planetarium, she says, "Dark"
I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl And she says sure ′n' cool ′n' yeah
She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says, "Huh"
I take her to our anniversary, she says, "One"
I take her to jewelry store, I say, "Diamonds", she says, "Pearl"
Oh, everyone knows I′m in love with a monosyllabic girl

Oh, everyone knows I′m in love with a monosyllabic girl