I’ve Become a Cliché Songtext
von NOFX

You know how it is! I′m... I'm... I′m...
I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do.
And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40...
I'm goin′ on the wagon, you know?
No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this?
This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer!
It′s... it's not even like drinking beer!

I′ve become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I′ve become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.

Okay, well, I′ll have a drink or two at shows,
But only to loosen up.
I totally stopped doing drugs.
Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different.
It doesn't have to be my prescription.
If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they′ve gotta be pretty safe.
But, you know, I definitely don′t do street drugs anymore.
I mean, unless you've got some.


I′ve become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I′ve become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.

Oh, you′re not holding.
That's cool.
No big deal.
You know, I never do it unless it's just around...
Or someones offering it.
Oh, I know a guy!
Yeah, he′s... he′s like 10 minutes away.
I'll... I′ll drive. I'll drive.
You know, I got money too!
Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here.
Or... I′ll be back in 20.

I've become a cliché.
I′ve become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.


Whaddya mean?
This is not last call.
This is first call.
We′ll... we′ll... I know a place we can go.
We'll go right... You threw up!