Hot Dog in a Hallway Songtext
von NOFX

He′ll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That′s why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me
I can't breathe
That′s why I love her

Yeah i′m her butter she's my bread
She′s like mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She′s like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation


I always know where she sat
And when she′s on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my phillie, I′m her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It′s like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She′ll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That′s why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me
I can′t breathe
That's why I love her
Do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
That's why I love her