Courtship of the Mermaid Songtext
von Ninja Sex Party

Once upon a morning dawn
Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond
In a forest enchanted, where we both gazed upon a bold sight so fair
See there, beneath the blue waterfall
A mermaid was swimming, and my heart enthralled became lost
In the beautiful lines of her face
Her every light movement was exquisite grace
I trembled in silence at the love of my life
Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right

Hey you want pizza!
I screamed loud as shit, then I grabbed a whole pizza
Threw the fuck out of it
It soared through the air like some pizza ass doves
Now marvel and witness the glory of love

Here comes the pizza!


The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze
For she′d noticed not my love letter of cheese
I don't see how I may get her soul to listen
Like sunlight she shines
Like crystals she glistens
I need to dream an ingenous new scheme
So, this angel shall open her heart to me

More pizza, Brian!

With onions and ham,
To help coat me in pizza, and throw me god damn you
As choirs of angels sing out to the sky
In a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall fly


God my legs!
God I definitely broke ′em!
Oh, no
A handsome merman has just appeared
He's brought the mermaid fillet mignon, Brian
That's a clearly superior dish
Now their boning
Wow, that was fast
Hold on
I′m going to try to hope over and tell her I love her
Ahh!
Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital please
No?
Cool
Fuck you guys