The Lazy Boy Songtext
von Moxy Früvous

The Lazy Boy

(Jian)
I have a life of pleasure
I am submerged in armchair leisure
I put my feet on the ottoman

(All)
Empire!

(Jian)
Here in a world of turmoil
I have my comfort in control
And the answer′s reclining

(All)
It's obvious

(Jian, w/others on harmony)
Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy!)
"Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy!)
Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy!)
A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy!)


(Murray speaking)
Lazy!

(Jian)
Here I keep tabs on Euro-stocks
I have a stereo that rocks!
And I take calls in the bathtub

(All)
It′s cellular

(Jian)
There is a console to my right
With reruns of Charlie's Angels every night
I can't keep track of the blond one

(All)
The third one

(Jian, w/others on harmony)
Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy!)
"Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy!)
Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy!)
A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy!)


(Jian speaking, w/ others joining in slowly)
At the end of the day it′s the chair I trust
The cushion is comfy and the works don′t rust
With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
Fine all the time is the way I feel
Cracking the code of the "Let's make a deal!"
I can change my world ′cause my boy's on wheels
Improve your lifestyle, you must get real!

(Jian)
I was a down and out Canuck
Now I have put my faith in lazy luck
Since they removed all the barriers

(All)
49th parallel

(Jian, w/others on harmony)
Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy!)
"Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy!)
Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy!)
A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy!)

Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy!)
"Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy!)
Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy!)
A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy!)