Michigan Militia Songtext
von Moxy Früvous

I like to keep it in the refrigerator
Keeps the powder dry, and the action quicker
Let me be your American Gladiator
Find enclosed an adhesive N.R.A. sticker

A letter t′ you from where I been hold up
In this bucolic, agrarian compound
One step ahead
(Just ahead)
Of the government bloodhound

The gas is off, it's a national showdown
(But...)
Sure wish that I could visit you, my sweet betrothed
In a couple a′ days
We'll all be free, or we'll be dead

Happy birthday, Trisha
I′m in the Michigan militia
Happy birthday, Trisha
I′m in the Michigan militia


I'm fencing off this little piece of heaven
Cross the line and you′re electrocuted
Polishing up my AK-47
It's a constitutional right, can′t be refuted

Now they got us on TV
Makin' us look stupid
Shot of me flippin′ my lid
At that mutt reporter
A classic case of race dilution

Houston, what is the problem?
I'm fighting for you, and a blue-eyed Jesus
America first, the rest get the pieces!
(Na, na, na, na)

Happy birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan militia
Happy birthday, Trisha
I′m in the Michigan militia

Fighting for your honour
Like would any Afrikaner
Happy birthday, Trisha
I′m in the Michigan militia


Our numbers are strong, and it won't be long
′Til I can tell you, Trisha, that we won
You'll be ecstatic, just like that night you told me up in the attic
That was your wish again
To be back in a purified Michigan

Down on, down on!
...the farm?

Well, that′s my wish again, to be back in Michigan

Happy birthday, Trisha
I'm in the Michigan militia
Happy birthday, Trisha
(Well, that′s my wish again, to be back in Michigan)
I'm in the Michigan militia

I hope you like the double-barrel
I think it goes with you apparel
Happy birthday, Trisha
(Well, that's my wish again, to be back in Michigan)
I′m in the Michigan militia

I like to keep it in the refrigerator