Winkyface: The Mark of a Moron Songtext
von Möngöl Hörde

Happy day!
The agonizing wait has finally come to a happy end!
The universe has granted us its blessing.
Happiness is knowing that you′ll never have to waste...
Another keystroke
Or pen stroke
On marking your meaning

Apparently the written word has been lacking a certain 'je ne sais quoi′
How any writers survived
Life before the semi-colon and the open bracket hooked up as soulmates
Shakespeare and Orwell must be turning in their graves!
Or at least turning their heads sideways


Open bracket, semi-colon?
You're fucking kidding me!
Open bracket, semi-colon?
Mark of a moron!
Open bracket, semi-colon?
Come on now seriously!
Open bracket, semi-colon?
This is a fucking con!

Lost for words?
We have that in common
Lost for words?
It leads me to suspect that you've nothing of meaning or value to say

Basically, if you can′t make your meaning plain with all the richness
of the English language and you have to resort to cartoon faces made
with punctuation marks then you′re a dick