I Wish I Were Songtext
von Matthew Ebel

I wish I were Jean-Luc Picard.
I don′t think it would be that hard to sip earl grey and save the day while boldly going through the stars.
Or maybe I'd be Captain Mal, a shining six-gun as my pal.
Sexy, broke, and full of jokes, even as things go straight to hell.
Oh, I wish I were a starship captain.
I wish I were.
I wish that I could be James Bond, with dry martinis, cars, and blondes, a PPK and sharp things to say when I′m about to get it on.
Or Harry Potter I could be, the king of spells and sorcery.
I'd have no equals and my sequels would become an industry, yeah.
I wish I were a British icon.
I wish I were.
I wish that I were Dr.
Jones, but I don't think I′ve got the stones to find the grail and I would fail at turning Nazis into bones.
As Han Solo, I could be the baddest in the galaxy.
And I shot first for what it′s worth, because I'm a scoundral.
Yeah, that′s me.
Oh, I wish I were anything Harrison Ford's ever been.
I wish I were.
Doo doo doo.


Frodo Baggins.
Doo doo doo.
Scott Pilgrim.
Doo doo doo.
Clark Kent.
Doo doo doo.
Wayne Campbell.
Doo doo doo.
Buzz Lightyear.
Doo doo doo.
Darth Vader.
Doo doo doo.
Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Doo doo doo.
Mufasa.
I wish I were anyone but me.
I wish I were someone you′d be glad to see.
I wish I were all your fantasies come true.
I wish I were with you.