Capped Teeth and Ceasar Salad Songtext
von Marti Webb

Capped teeth and Cæsar Salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that′s done
An award is won
You can rent a car
Or rent a star
Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkle away
Careers are being hyped
Before the scripts are typed
I'll call you back and have a nice day


Capped teeth and Cæsar Salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
If someone takes a walk
All the neighbours talk
Every man and beast
Came from out East
Egos and valet parking
Newsmen gossip away
If you don′t mean a thing
You find your 'phone won't ring
I′ll call you back and have a nice day

(Telephone voice:)
"Hello"
"Mr. Stigwood′s Office"
"No - I'm afraid he′s at a screening"
"If you would like to leave word we'll get right back to you"
"Thank you for calling - have a nice day"

Capped teeth and Cæsar Salad
Prime time Beverly Hills
The cost of land′s so high
You can't afford to die
When you feel bad there
You dial-a-prayer
Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers popping away
It′s like a fairytale
Long as you don't inhale
I'll call you back and have a nice day.