On Smash Songtext
von Lil Dicky

Brain
I′m Brain
I'm Brain

Brain fuck a hood bitch (sup, bitch)
Brain don′t give a single fuck (no, no, no, never)
Brain'll look a grown man right up in his face
Tell that man he should toughen up (knuck or buck)
Brain fuck a ant mound (it's soft yo)
Brain fuck with cream cheese (the spread)
The Brain fuck with poppy seeds (texture)
The Brain don′t even got a penis
Swin Cash, balling like a bitch
Whoa, Nelly, I′m the shit right now
Library tryna get it in
Tell that loud li'l bitch pipe down


Brain got it on smash
Brain got the club jumpin′
(Brain got it on smash)
Everyday I wake up, get money, count it up
Do the math, Brain about to buy a new dick
Brain don't really give a damn at all (aw nah)
Lookin′ at your bitch like damn, he wrong (him?)
Lookin' at your dick like damn, you soft
Lookin′ at Lebron James brain like what's happenin'


Ay, young L, big pimpin′
You can call me Shawn
Son of rappers, and I′m a bitch
You can call me mom
Hit me when you need that shit
Lil Dicky like the John
Jammin' like Lebron
(Ey) like the Fonz (ey)
Yo, fuckin′ her good, yeah
Fuckin' her good, yeah
Good as I could, yeah (oh, oh)
Good as I could, yeah
Ay, look at my bitch
Look at her lips
Look at her good hair
Why my girl look like she work for a department store or something?
Why my girl look like she working for a Macy′s? (Hu?)
Why your bitch lookin' like she work and shop at Ross?
Where I know you from?
I seen you, I′m just struggling to place it (huh)
Why I got a bitch butt-naked in the bath tub, while I'm in the shower that's adjacent?
I can see her contemplating masturbation
Hope she doesn′t, that′d be weird
But I get it (woop)
I also got the neck so long like a giraffe
Suck on titties like a calf
Went a few rounds like a draft (yo)
Still got bitches
Still got bitches (yeah, yeah)
Still not different
Still not different (yeah, yeah)
I swear to God I'm ′bout to fuck Julia Roberts (swear)
I think a star is afoot we should converse
Baby I've been down south kickin′ shit
Outhouse with the shit
Mike Will told me he was proud of my penmanship (thanks)
Brain feeling limitless
Dave, let me finish this
Okie dokie Brain am I great? Like an immigrant

Brain (Brain), fuckin' (fuckin′), like (like)
He was Timberlake with his bad bitch (Jessica Biel)
Brain ain't got no dick but she don't care
I got no hair
Picture Brain rollin′ ′round with a broke person, hm
Picture that, yeah
Picture Brain rollin' ′round with the windows open
Screamin': I′m Brain

Brain got it on smash
Brain got the club jumpin'
(Brain got it on smash)
Everyday I wake up, get money, count it up
Do the math, Brain about to buy a new dick
Brain got it on smash
(Brain got it on smash)
Brain whoop yo bitch ass
(Brain gon′ whoop yo bitch ass)
Not yo bitch like your girl, but you
You a bitch Brain would never hit a girl
Motherfuck your bitch

I be looking at her like
I be looking at her like
Let me, get it
Let me, get it
I be looking at her like
I be looking at her like
Let me, get it
Let me, get it
Let me, get it, fuck
Every, every other brain can't even measure up
See me then
See me then
Faggot (ha ha)