No Fruits or Vegetables Songtext
von Lil Dicky

I don′t eat fruit or vegetables
I eat the pussy and other stuff (woo)

But I don't eat fruit (nah) or vegetables
No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable (no, no)
No fruits or vegetable (no, no)
Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can′t do? (Ugh)
I would eat your mama's gushy, but I won't eat no fruit

No fruits or vegetable, no fruits or vegetable (yeah)
I am a professional of soakin′ grown up genitals (yeah)
Women look at me and know for sure they heterosexual (ooh)
They book me at the festivals, the crowds been goin′ testicles

(Woo-woo) I'm still a kid, look at my dick
But I make these hits that′ll shape your kids (yeah)
If I shake my hips, they'll display their tits
It is weird yet lit, what a chain of events


I been fuckin′ (ayy), I ate her ass (whoa)
She came, I gasped, I win again
Won't make my bed, my mom got pissed (what?)
She said, "Don′t rap", guess what? I did (what?)

Oh yeah, all my haters hands up on they heads (uh)
I'm abusin' substances with guys in the NFL (whoa)
I just stole a Perrier from Kodak Black from his dressin′ room
While he was on stage, I was thirsty, back up off me

This is just hip-hop, but my shit pop, I wear flip-flops to my biz ops
Ain′t no wristwatch, pretty women all up on my arm (oh-yeah)
I don't think I need to get more charm (oh-yeah), I just tried molly, and I barfed (not for me)

I don′t eat fruit or vegetables
I eat the pussy and other stuff (woo)
But I don't eat fruit or vegetables (nah)
No fruits or vegetable, or vegetable (no, no)
No fruits or vegetable (no, no)

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can′t do? (Ugh)
I would eat your mama's gushy, but I won′t eat no fruit (ugh)
Or vegetable, no fruits or vegetable (no, no)
Or vegetable, no fruits or vegetable (no, no)

Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do? (Ugh)
I would eat your mama's gush