Morning After Songtext
von Lil Dicky

Hey, good mornin′, baby, you need some java, baby?
We gotta wake up, baby, last night was really crazy
I think I liked it, baby, damn, you smooth, baby
Lookin' like you moisturize, baby, tell me where to buy it, baby

I′m dry, I need the product, baby, got my hand on navel
Then she slid her panties to the ankle
Made me back up and look at the pussy

Pussy glistenin' like a heavyweight, you wanna fuck me, baby?
Haven't showered in a minute, girl, but if you wit′ it, then I′m wit' it, baby
I will shower you with every curl, are you freaky, baby?
Spoonin′ me like I was soup, want me to be dirty like a goose?

Ooh, but what do you like, baby?
Do you want me to choke you, baby?
She said, "That's okay, baby"
"That′s okay" as in you want that?

Or, "That's okay" as in, "No, thanks, baby"?
She look at me crazy
I said, "I don′t mean to complicate it" (no, no)
Let me grab a condom, baby


I put it on, then she, then she
Throw it back, give me the ass, pop it
Tickle the breast, nibble the crack, stop it (oh)
General Custer with the tactics, I'm a demon
I could feel the semen creepin' ′round the penis

Bein′ a man in there, we need an ambulance
Pussy gettin' killed, she orgasmin′, her body spasmin'
Then I finally finish, can you feel it, baby?
Slidin′ off, where's the condom, whoa?
Well, it′s not on my penis, baby
It's so confusin', baby

Uh, did I, did I just fuck you raw, baby?
Uh, I′m lookin′ 'round, and I don′t see it, baby
I move the blanket, move the covers, where's the rubber, baby?
Now she diggin′ like a caveman in her pussy for it
Even if you find it in there, what's the difference, baby?
Semen prolly already leakin′ in there, swimmin' in you
She said she still don't want no condoms sittin′ in her insides

I said, "I understand, but there are bigger fish to fry"
She said, "You blamin′ me, but you the one that put it on"
I am not blamin' you and I don′t think I put it on wrong
I put it on my pinky first to see which way it go


Because I'm well aware that condoms aren′t reversible
She screamed, "I found it, baby", she pulled it out her bussy
I can't celebrate it, ′cause we got bigger fishy
Girl, I ejaculated, and I don't see it in there

She said, "It's fine", she′ll just take the mornin′-after pill
Oh, oh, thank God for the tech now
We should prolly go and get it now
This is life when you're young and wild

I know it can be scary sometimes, that′s life
But I know you'll get married in time
I know everythin′ will be okay