Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar Songtext
von Lil Dicky

LD
AKA (ayy, around with my shooter)
The shoe horn
I got the big shoes to fill this time

Kareem (ayy) Abdul (ayy, ayy), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (ayy, ooh)
These hooks got me scorin′ (ayy), see me comin' from afar (woo)
Kareem (ayy) Abdul (ooh), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
This is my lane, let me show you how to ball


Sweeter than fro-yo (woah, woah)
But I′m colder than hobos (brr)
And I never get FOMO (what's that?)
Got 'em watchin′ me in slow mo′ (rewind that)
Her brother lookin' at me like, "Hey" (hey)
"Fuck her, bro" (fuck her, bro)
Literally, I am the Trojan man (huh, facts)
And I′ma start up, look at how I start up
I'm about to get big rappin′ just like Diddy did (ayy)
I've been out here, somethin′ like a citizen (ayy)
All over the bread like cinnamon (ayy)
I was just playin' ball on ESPN (oh)
Woah, jump shot, jump shot
Good pussy waitin' at the crib like a house cat (bar)
They waitin′ on my buzz like the Outback (bar)
I pull up like Steph, don′t doubt that
If you don't take no L′s, can you bounce back?
Big vouch, y'all gettin′ rinsed like Bounce (uh, detergent)
I make women blush (why?)
Just 'cause I′m around (overwhelming for them, yeah)
Elevator-kissin' at the Ritz
My rap name a joke about a dick (wow)
They said I was finished, yeah, I—

Kareem (ooh) Abdul (ayy), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (bar)
These hooks got me scorin', see me comin′ from afar (ayy)
Kareem (woo) Abdul (Abdul), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
This is my lane, let me show you how to ball (aw, yeah)


I remember when I couldn′t jerk off the threesomes
'Cause it felt too unrealistic
No longer the case, I′m in the Oculus doin' it, not in real life, but
Guys like me get to Heaven, I think, right? I′ll wait and see
In and out with the bag like I'm makin′ that tea
These girls kiss and tell when they kissin' on me (oh my God)
What is his dick like? What is his breath like?
What are his soaps like? What is his stroke like?
What is his acne on the back? Is it real?
Is it really that cystic? (ooh, yes)
Had the nerve to ask me for tickets like I deal with logistics
Like I'm not artistic, I might be autistic (ayy)
Television show, ah (ah)
Body cameras like the cops (woop)
I just sold new script (ayy)
Flipped up a new whip (whip, whip, whip)
But I can′t buy a new dick (no)
So I′m on the same old shit, like

Kareem Abdul (ayy, ayy), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (ooh, he's heating up)
These hooks got me scorin′, see me comin' from afar (he′s on fire)
Kareem (ayy) Abdul (ooh), Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
This is my lane, let me show you how to ball (aw, yeah)