Cocaine Songtext
von Lil Dicky

Brain
LD
You mix some Brain with some LD

Never even done cocaine
I′ve never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
Never even done cocaine
I′ve never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, I've been close-minded


Party girl, party girl
Out in LA with a party girl
I was all good with Bacardi, girl
Now she tryin' to up the ante
I was kinda drunk and handsy
Johnson looking long like Randy
Hoping that my pitch is strong
Now she′s like: Let′s do some bumps
Ew, chill I don't do that (ew)
Poured a rail and she blew that (uh)
Now I′m scared, I look pussy (puh)
Spark the blunt 'cause I do that (ha)
She was sniffing that Tom Hanks (ya)
I was just sipping Chris Brown (Brown)
She keep on sniffing that Zeus (Coke)
I keep my eyes on the ground
She like: Don′t knock it 'till you try it
That′s some bullshit (yeah, I know)
Just do a line of this Betsy Ross
I started thinking, can't deny I'm a pussy (a pussy)
Like as a child I was so dissmissive of the baked potato ′till I tried that shit
Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato
Now she got me wondering what else I left on the table
28, I still ain′t done no anal (true)
And I'm unusually skeptical
But man, oh man, this bitch was raw
So I asked her for some Molly
She like: Start with Miley
I′m like: Give me Molly
Crazy 'cause I

Never even done cocaine
I′ve never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
Never even done cocaine
I′ve never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Now I'm doing Molly, I hope I survive it


Brain
Flippin' a bitch and I′m poppin′ this shit and I don't really feel it yet (yeah)
He never done it before and I′m worried I'll feel neglect (hm)
But I ain′t trippin' (no, no)
Balmain, Brain ′bout to get to kissing
I'm sauced up, fucking with this breezy boo
Haven't eaten since four, man I need some food
Why these broke people looking at me? (You broke)
I′m feeling good and happy (yeah)
Hold up the Molly kicking in now
I think I should sit down
Brain for the win now
I think we should dip now, girl let me know (we should dip)
Brain overwhelmed losing control of this front lobe (hello)
I was G′d up, now I'm T′d up
Like a ball playing motherfucker in Atlanta
Shout to Dwight Howard
In case she didn't let him (ew)
And now I′m puking
Girl I blew it, but I was just doing my j-o-b

Brain, what the fuck is going on?
The molly got me shakin' and clenchin′ on the jaw (jaw)
It got me going crazy
How the fuck you blame me?
You the one that popped MDMA
When you never ever even done cocaine
Never even done cocaine
Never even tried
Oh Brain, oh
(I never even tried)

I never even done cocaine
Never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
I never even done cocaine
I never even done cocaine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, I've been close-minded

I never even done cocaine
Never even done cocaine (that Paul Rudd)
I never even tried it, never even tried it (Sue Bird)
Never even tried it, you know I ain′t lying (Meryl Streep)
I′ve never even done cocaine (Like Joan of Arc)
I've never even done cocaine (Like Joan of Arc) (that Ross Perot)
I never even tried it, never even tried it (Betty Boop)
Never even tried it, I′ve been close-minded