Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Songtext
von Les Claypool’s Duo de Twang

Wynona′s got herself a big brown beaver,
and she shows him off to all her friends


One day you know that beaver tried to leave her
so she caged him up inside her ol fence.
Along came blue with the old babboon,
He said I recognize that smell
smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell.
HipHow
C'mon
Instrumental
Now Rex was a Texan outta New Orleans
and he traveled with the carnival shows.
Ran bumper cars smoked cheap cigars,
snorted candy right up his nose.
Caught wind of the big brown beaver
so he thought he′d take hisself a peek
But the beaver was quick
and he grabbed him by the kiwi's
and he ain't shit for a week
and a half.
C′mon!
Yeeeeeeeee, he he he heeeeeee!
Yeeeeeeeee, he he he heeeeeee!
C′mon Mom!
Yeeeeeeeee, he he he heeeeeee!
Yeeeeeeeee, he he he heeeeeee!

Wynona took her big brown beaver
and she stuck him up in the air.
She said I sure do love this big brown beaver
and I wish I did have a pair!
The beaver once slept for seven days
and it gave us an awful fright
so I tickled his chin
and I gave him a pinch
and the bastard tried to bite!
Wynona took her big brown beaver
and she stroked him all the time
til she pricked her finger one day
and it occured to her
she might have a porcupine!
Woo haw!
Bow!
Yeeeeeeeee!
Yeeeeeeeee!
End