Cooties Songtext
von Laura Bell Bundy

Tracy Turnblad, this is for you!

They came from way far out in outer space,
And with her help they may destroy the human race.
She′s got cooties (Cooties)
They found a place to nest.
She's got cooties (Cooties)
If I were her, I′d be depressed.
Long tail,
Sharp nail,
Fuzzy legs,
Laying eggs.
Eww, get 'em away from me!
Get 'em away from me, eww!


In science class she′s like a walking show and tell.
Her pet skunk ran away ′cause it couldn't take the smell.
She′s got cooties (Cooties),
Nobody wants to sit by her.
She's got cooties (Cooties),
Don′t need a coat 'cause she′s got fur.
Circle, circle, dot dot dot
Hurry get your cootie shot!
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!
She′s got cooties (Cooties),
She′s just as friendly as can be.
She's got cooties (Cooties),
She′ll show them cootie hospitality.
She's got cooties (Cooties),
She′s like a living Twilight Zone!
She's got cooties (Cooties),
Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone!
Black, White, Red, Green,
Every colour in between.
Dresses like a circus clown,
Somebody oughta hose her down.
Grew up in a cootie zoo,
I bet her two-ton mama′s got 'em too.
And that's for you!