Fifty Songtext
von Kid Rock

Well, I guess I′m fuckin' 50
Some say I′m old as fuck
Still sippin' Jim Beam whiskey
'Cause goddamn pandemic suck

I guess I′m fuckin′ 50
No need to look it up
Well, I might be fuckin' 50
But I still don′t give one fuck

Well, I guess I'm fuckin′ 50
But I'm still standin′ tall
Even though I can't hear shit
I can't see and I′m goin′ bald

I guess I'm fuckin′ 50
But I'm better off than you
Well, I might be fuckin′ 50
But your mom still thinks I'm cool, whoo!


Well, I guess I′m fuckin' 50
I'm through drinkin′ and blackin′ out
No more talkin' shit about Oprah
Or fightin′ at the Waffle House

I guess I'm fuckin′ 50
A far cry from 17
Well, I might be fuckin' 50
But this dick′s still long and lean
Alright

Aw, shit

Well, I guess I'm fuckin' 50
No more groupies o-on the bus (I gotta chill)
I don′t hang much more with outlaws
I spend more time at Toys R Us

I guess I′m fuckin' 50
But that′s okay with me
I still rock like a chair, middle finger in the air
With my granddaughter on my knee

Well, I guess I'm fuckin′ 50
And as I stare down 51
I got a million crazy stories
And can't remember fuckin′ one


I guess I'm fuckin' 50
But I still love to dance
Yeah, I might be fuckin′ 50, ooh-ooh
(Oh, God Almighty Bob, Jesus, whoo!)
I think I just shit my pants

Well, I guess I′m fuckin' 50
Oh, gettin′ old really sucks
Strippers used to kiss me
Nowadays it costs 20 bucks

I guess I'm fuckin′ 50
But I still ain't no lame duck
And if the critics still don′t dig me, fuck 'em
They can get these nuts, yeehaw!
Yee!