It Ain’t the Size of the Boat Songtext
von John Parr

It ain′t the size of the boat
It's the motion in the ocean
Don′t need the tallest ship
To cross the widest sea
It ain't the size of the boat
It's the lovin′ and devotion
Somebody listen, somebody please
Hey honey please don′t tease

'Cause what you see, is what you get
So dive in the water, get soaking wet
In the motion in the ocean
The motion in the ocean

Size, it ain′t everything
Do you measure up, to the pictures in the magazine
Size, it don't mean a thing
The bigger they come, the harder they fall
They ain′t around for long
Your mother should know, and she should know


It ain't the size of the boat
It′s the motion in the ocean
Don't need the tallest ship
To cross the widest sea
It ain't the size of the boat
It′s the lovin′ and devotion
Somebody listen, somebody please
Hey honey please don't tease

′Cause what you see, is what you get
So dive in the water, get soaking wet
In the motion in the ocean
The motion in the ocean

Size, it's the car they drive
If it′s big and red, little dick sittin' at the wheel
Some guys, think big everything
To the money in the bank, to the prize winning dingaling

Your mother should know, she oughta know
She should have told you so

It ain′t the size of the boat
It's the motion in the ocean
Don't need the tallest ship
To cross the widest sea
It ain′t the size of the boat
It′s the lovin' and devotion
Somebody listen, somebody please
Hey honey please don′t tease